A great wedding emcee knows how to make guests smile, giggle, and sometimes laugh out loud — without stealing the couple’s spotlight. Humor at an Indian wedding works best when it’s playful, inclusive, and culturally relatable.
As a female emcee, your charm lies in mixing wit with warmth — making people laugh while keeping the vibe welcoming and festive. Here are some ready-to-use funny lines to keep your guests entertained across different wedding moments.
1. For the Opening Welcome
Tone: Light, warm, slightly cheeky.
- Hinglish:
“Namaskar ladies & gentlemen… aur aap sab ka swagat hai iss shandaar shaadi ke reality show mein… jismein TRP se zyada humare liye Taliyan important hain!” - Hindi:
“Aap sab ka swagat hai… aaj hum sirf do logon ko nahi, balki do parivaron ko bhi mila rahe hain… ab dekhte hain kaun sa parivar mehfil lootega!” - English:
“Welcome everyone! Today’s program is all about love… and just a little bit of drama — because what’s a wedding without both?”
2. During Guest Interaction
Tone: Playful & inclusive.
- Hinglish:
“Dulha-dulhan ke liye taaliyan ho jaayein… arre wah! Itni halki taaliyan? Aisa lagta hai aap log free catering ke liye aaye hain!” - Hindi:
“Taaliyan bajane se koi bijli ka bill nahi badhega… dil khol ke bajaiye!” - English:
“Come on, clap louder! This is a wedding, not a library.”
3. For the Groom’s Entry
Tone: Energetic & teasing.
- Hinglish:
“Aur aagaye hamare dulhe raja… itne handsome lag rahe hain ki baarat walon ko bhi RSVP karna chahiye tha!” - Hindi:
“Dulhe raja aise lag rahe hain jaise Shaadi.com ka brand ambassador banne jaa rahe ho!” - English:
“Here comes our groom… looking like he just stepped out of a Bollywood poster!”
4. For the Bride’s Entry
Tone: Fun but respectful.
- Hinglish:
“Aur ab woh pal jis ka sabko intezaar tha… hamari dulhan rani… jo aaj itni khoobsurat lag rahi hain ki dulha soch raha hoga – ‘Bas sign kara do, kahin decision change na ho jaaye!’” - Hindi:
“Dulhan ji aisi lag rahi hain jaise filmon ki heroine bhi Google pe search kare – ‘How to look like her!’” - English:
“Our bride is walking in… and somewhere, every romantic song in Bollywood just got jealous.”
5. For Ritual Transitions
Tone: Light-hearted filler lines while shifting from one segment to another.
- Hinglish:
“Abhi abhi shaadi shuru hui hai… tension mat lijiye, buffet tak hum aapko bore nahi hone denge.” - Hindi:
“Rasmon mein thoda waqt lagega… lekin yeh pyaar ki kahani fast forward mode mein chal rahi hai!” - English:
“While we set up for the next ritual, take a deep breath — the food is still safe and untouched.”
6. For Games or Audience Engagement
Tone: Energetic & witty.
- Hinglish:
“Yeh game jitne ke liye bas ek cheez chahiye… thoda dimaag aur thoda cheating — kyunki shaadi ho ya game, dono mein strategy zaroori hai!” - Hindi:
“Jeetne wale ko milega sirf trophy nahi… dulha-dulhan ki special selfie bhi!” - English:
“Winners don’t just get a prize… they get bragging rights for the rest of the wedding!”
7. For the Bidai (Keeping it Light Before the Emotional Part)
Tone: Gentle humor to soften the mood.
- Hinglish:
“Aur ab hum aate hain shaadi ke final episode pe… emotional scene hai, tissues ready rakhiye… lekin dulhan ke papa, aapko bill ka breakdown main baad mein bataungi.” - Hindi:
“Bidai ke baad dulha-dulhan honeymoon pe jayenge… aur hum sab WhatsApp pe unki photos ka wait karenge.” - English:
“After this, the couple is off on their honeymoon… and we’re off to stalk their Instagram stories.”
Tips for Using Humor as a Female Emcee
- Read the Room: Avoid jokes that might offend elders or clash with the family’s values.
- Blend Languages: Switching between Hindi, Hinglish, and English keeps everyone engaged.
- Keep it Relatable: Use wedding scenarios everyone has seen — overexcited aunties, baraat dancing, kids running on stage.
- Balance: Mix fun lines with moments of sincerity for emotional rituals.
Conclusion
A female wedding emcee has the perfect mix of warmth, wit, and cultural connection to keep the crowd laughing while ensuring the event flows beautifully.
With these lines in your back pocket, you’ll not only entertain but also become a memorable part of the couple’s big day.